Wereman by Bob Simms
Bob Simms is an IT trainer by day, but it’s not as glamorous as it sounds. He was bitten by the writing bug in the autumn of 2006 and is now totally addicted. He lives in the UK (that little theme park off the coast of Europe) with his wife. His ambition is for other people to find him as funny as he thinks himself. His debut novel, The Young Demon Keeper, reached the semi-finals of the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award 2011. (Doesn’t semi-finalist sound so much better than failed to reach the finals?)
He writes in lonely hotels or on his many train commutes. He draws portraits, brews his own beer and wine (neither of which are easy on a commuter train) and pretends his contacts on Facebook are real friends.
He has a story blog at snodlander.wordpress.com. An audio story – A Rose by Any Other Name – was published at voxfabula.com. He has a collection of short stories and several darkly humorous fantasy novels on Amazon.
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Just to clear up any confusion, I drew the belly button. it’s not my belly button. I don’t know whose belly button it is, but I’m posting it here in the hope someone will recognise the future Mrs. Simms and let me know
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Oh, I shouldn’t have read this before breakfast. That said, nicely written!
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You’re very kind, thank you. I have to say you’re not the first person I’ve put off their food, even if I’ve not written anything.
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