Something Funny by Oonah V. Joslin
Oonah can be a queer old bird, ‘tis true but so far the house has not become rat infested since food usually doesn’t last that long in this house and we let in almost anyone who is willing to put their digestive tract to the test.But there’s nothing like family, you know… so if you have an Auntie Cline – why not go visit this weekend and see how the old girl is – even if she makes you shout through the letterbox or insists on boiling the tea.
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You can find Oonah at http://www.oovj.wordpress.com and all the sites in the Header list. http://oonahs.blogspot.com/, at her former employ at www.everydaypoets.com, this autumn as guest editor at The Linnet’s Wings http://www.thelinnetswings.org/?pageno=1#, and as three-times winner at http://www.microhorror.com. Or you could just Google Oonah V Joslin and see what happens.
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An excellent story. “It was really up to them to do something…”
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Wonderful. Really enjoyed this. I’m glad I don’t like bacon.
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Brilliant, Oonah – reminded me of Takes of the Unexpected, which I loved. 🙂
marion
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Heh, heh…I love this story, Oonah.
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I wake up angry most mornings and I get it.
By lunch I am calm.
By dinnertime,
I am tired and the TV is on.
Good image!
Thank you.
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Funny – love the twists.
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Tricky!
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Well done.
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