Abandoned as an infant, Patricia was discovered (and later adopted) by the star attractions of a passing circus sideshow. Her adoptive parents, Quadzilla, the ‘Amazing Four-legged Ballerina,’ and Anvillium, the ‘Strongest Dwarf this side of Bulgaria’ opted to have Patricia’s bulbous red nose and third eye surgically removed, thereby assuring her a semi-normal childhood.
Patricia attended Cir Cuss U, where she excelled in Cotton Candy Manufacturing 101 and Advanced Cussing and revolutionized the tech industry with her patented Steam-a-Weenie Confabulator. Dressing in only polka-dotted bowties, she currently pens poetry under the eaves in her cavernous attic accompanied by the strains of Elton John’s infamous Get Back, Honkey Cat. Her personal motto: “Never take yourself seriously.” Her closest friends and loyal readers lovingly refer to her as “twisted.”
Everything I write is trite;
scary how that goes.
To watch me write is quite a sight;
I do it without clothes.